Well, it only took five years...who says Americans are slow on the uptake? Oh, right, I do...

"For the first time in this poll, most Americans say the president does not care much about people like themselves. Fifty-one percent now think he doesn't care, compared to 47 percent last fall."

So what's it gonna' be?

Oil and gas company profits on public resources or Medicare, Medicaid, and child support enforcement programs?

President says the Resident of 1600 Pennsylvania Broke the Law

Not only that, but congressional sources say that Karl Rove has threatened Republican Senators with blacklisting if they vote against Bush regarding violation of the FISA law.

"Huh-humm-himmm..."

"Go to himmm..."

Anyway, here's some quotations. One crisp, American $5 bill to the lucky guesser of the name of each quotation's quotidian cause...

"Death and birth share only the distinction of representing distinctly separate tokens of a category exclusive of both one another and all others, thus remaining distinctly differently similar events. What?"



"The experience of an hour to a forty-year-old is respectively relative to the experience of a half an hour to a twenty-year-old, which is in turn respectively relative to the experience of fifteen minutes to a ten-year-old. Therefore a forty-year-old is justified in being four times as pissed as a ten-year-old when a twenty-year-old is half an hour late to the shoot for 'Portrait of a Men at Seventy.'"



"Some people are frightened by the recognition that they are indifferent from the world; if they weren’t, the suffix -ophobe would be drastically less useful..."